Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Why I TRI

I raced in the Jordanelle TRI on Saturday, August 25th. Here is how the event unfolded...I'll give you some pictures of the event (Thanks, Zazoosh Pictures; I appreciate it) and I'll give you a little commentary on each one, and then some bonus reflections at the end.

My heat was at 10:21 am for all women ages 14-29 and all the relay teams, about 100 racers total. At the sound of the blow horn, we took off. This leg of the race was pleasant--the water was cool, but not too cold, and clearer than most open water swims. 16 minutes and half a mile later, here's me coming out and trying to get the wet suit off (hence the funny look on my face)

Then, it was off to find the old sneakers that each racer had waiting for us at the exit. Our bikes were stationed half a mile away at our transition area, and it was a gravel-ly road to get there. Once there, I geared up for the biking leg: shoes, helmet, sunglasses and Camelback (thanks, Dad!). The transition area for all 1,000 racers was strung out along another half mile of road, and you had to run your bike through the length of the transition area before you could get on--as seen here.As far back as you can see in the picture, that's still the transition. I am almost to the end by the time this was taken.

Then, it's off on the 13 mile bike trek. This was taken just near the beginning: You can't see it in any of the pictures, but the course takes you around the backside of a very steep hill. The ascent is long and less harsh this way. The payoff, though, is that you get to come down that hill. I really looked forward to that part. Before I reached it, I decided that I would try to go faster than I had ever gone before on my bike. Any guesses as to how fast that actually ended up being? Well, the speed limit was 40 mph... I am happy to say that on that day, I was a law-breaker. According to my cycling computer, my bike and I reached (Mom, close your eyes) 49.0 mph. Hee hee! It was great! (Okay Mom, you can open now).

Back in the transition now, I racked my bike, swapped my shoes and was off on the last part--a 5k run. The run has always been my weakest link (goodbye!) and due to my lack of training, that weakness was blown WAY out of proportion this time. You can see a progression in these last two pictures. This one was taken about midway through: The feet are coming off the ground nicely, the air is still moving in and out of the lungs, the face is a healthy color... And then you get this one, just at the finish line: The feet are just barely clearing the ground, and my face is like a little strawberry. Then--whew!--I was finished! One hour, 44 minutes and 43 seconds after beginning, I was finally finished! Thank goodness!
As an aside--for races like this, each participant has their racer number written in permanent marker on their arms. The missionaries had a great time mock-chastizing me later that night at the Referral Center (Sister Martino, your body is a temple...) Ah, bless their little souls.
Reflections: though I would scarcely have called this race fun (due to my lack of training, it was physically not enjoyable) it gave me great opportunity to reflect why I do such things. After much thinking and many reformed conclusions it is this: I love the concept of self mastery. When I did this particular race last year, I felt in such complete control. I knew that I could push my body and my body would obey. I knew that mentally, I had become full of optimism about what my body could do. I had become tolerant to pain and felt more fit than I had ever felt before at any point in my life. That is why I felt so disappointed with this race--I didn't feel any of those things. (Rightfully so, considering that I trained about a third as much as last year.) But that is what also keeps me determined to come back for more. It also helps me understand that new personal best times are not my goal, not anymore. But rather, I want to be fit and gain great self mastery. That is why I TRI.

Friday, August 24, 2007

A 10-year hoax, still going strong!

Have you ever thought about those ridiculous chain letters promising you checks in the mail at some future date for bu-koo bucks? You know, like this one I just got today (if you're the one who sent it to me--you know who you are--thanks for giving me a good laugh :-D )
For example (Note: for your reading enjoyment, I have cleaned up all of the >>'s that end up appearing in droves on these mass trash mails)

"Read carefully...
THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL
all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, But this is from my friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is an attorney.

If she says that this will work - It will work. After all,What have you got to lose?

SORRY EVERY BODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and &nbs p; Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.

Dear Friends: Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later.

Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it (If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks time period.

For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks , Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check.

Regards. Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations
1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX 292-1085

Thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and within days, I received a check for $24, 800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill gates is the man.

It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00 We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game, she showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was stamped "Paid In Full"."

And thus ends the worthless garbage of my inbox.

There are a couple of problems with this: (feel free to add to my list)
a)How would a person who had sent this email also be able to tell us what happened two weeks AFTER they had sent it?
b)The phone number listed doesn't connect you to ANYONE (I know, I tried it just for kicks and giggles.)
c)If the amounts to be paid were all in whole dollars, how did this "friend" get a check that ended with 44 cents?
d) I searched the USA Today site, just to be thorough, and--you guessed it--there was no mention of this on any Tuesday ever.
e) The title to this email was (And I quote) "PLEEEEEEEEASE REEEEEAD! IT WAS ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA TODAY SHOW" Now, if memory serves, there is a "Good Morning America" show and a "Today Show" but there is no "Good Morning America Today" show. You just can't have them both. Maybe there's just a missing "and" in there. We could add that to the list of grammatical atrocities.
f) I found these gems on another blog (http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/12.07/hoax.html) that had done some crazy-in-depth research

--The only Pearlas Sanborn (purported to be a lawyer in this email) living in the US is a physical therapist in Milton, Florida, who didn't return calls.
--Charles S. Bailey, according to his email signature, was a general manager for field operations. Only one problem: He managed field operations for the freight train company CSX, not Microsoft. (He went on to say that he called Mr. Bailey as well, only to find that his answering machine repeated over and over that it was not real. Poor guy.)
--Variations of this have been in circulation since 1997 (and still going strong, apparently!)
g) But wait! Here's the kicker--this very email appears on another oh-so-trustworthy internet page called "Hoax-slayer." Need I say more?

Good one, guys!

Honestly.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Jordanelle's almost here!

This Saturday is the Jordanelle triathlon. I did this one last year and it has been my favorite by far! So, I'm not in quite as good of shape this year compared to last, but...hopefully I'll still do well. I'll try to get some pictures for you. Wish me luck!

Thursday, August 16, 2007

The Invisible Children of Uganda

We know about the chaos in Iraq. We know about the turmoil in Israel. Why don't we know about the Sudanese refugees in Uganda? My friend Ben Crowder alerted me to this documentary. It is powerful. It is real. Three young men went to have an adventure. They came back as instruments of God, inspired hands to move the wheel of mercy, to fight the juggernaut of war, to save a dying nation. 55 minutes long and well worth it.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3166797753930210643&hl=en

My question is this: we believe in life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness--for who? Do the Sudanese count? This truth we hold to be self evident, that all men are created equal in the eyes of God, no matter the country, color, or class. Uganda may have very little impact on American Economics, and therefore not seen by those in charge as a worthy investment of foreign aid dollars--I don't know. What I do know, is that they are seen as worthy of God's notice. We may pray for peace to come. We may pray for the children to have a better life. We may pray and pray and pray. Sometimes, when you pray for God to move a mountain, He gives you a shovel and says, "Start digging."

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Moving to DC?

Well, for anyone who knew me growing up, you came to see that my life's ambitions changed quicker than fads in shoes. To name just a few, I wanted to be a marine biologist, a professional diver--no, a swimmer--no, a nurse, a doctor, a theater teacher, a comparative literature professor, a editor, an orthopedic surgeon...There are enough now that I can't remember them all. (For those who DO remember, please, won't you add to my list?)

So, when I tell you this new ambition, know that it is under constant reconstruction and is never declared final until ten days after said event happens.
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This is the new idea: after I graduate from BYU with my Masters (Dec 2008), if there are no people or other strings tying me to a particular place, I'm going to move to DC. I'll be near Lake and Elisa, and Ben and Emily (Gold). I'll be in the nation's capitol with the chance to influence policy on divorce education like I wouldn't get anywhere else. I hear there are two thriving singles wards out there, full of great minds who want to make a difference in the world. I even have an old mission companion who lives not too far from there.

Everytime I have been to DC, I have been impressed with the sense of culture, the value of history, art, music...a value of the old things, a weight of significance, a feeling of enduring patriotism. I think I'd really like it.

What do you think? This is your time to pitch in your two cents.
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Happy pitching!